Forbidden Olympic Sports - The Movie

Here's a cool movie that I've found on the web, which shows some very unfortunate Olympic games accidents...

Warning: not recommended for pregnant women and children.

Top 5 Forbidden Olympic Sports

OK, this is the first list I'm going to publish. It summarizes 10 years of research in No-Name University. I'd like to start a discussion here, feel free to comment.

So the list is as follows:

1. Cliff jumping - first banned on 1024, by the Roman Empire.
2. Flies catching - a very popular sport, played with hands tied behind your back and using your mouth only. Brutus Pickaloopo set a record catching 1208 flies at the same time at the 1250 Olympics in Vienna. Of course he died from it and so it was forbidden to play this sport again.
3. Baby tossing - inspired by Moloch, baby tossing was played throughout the history. The most famous baby tosser was George. The game was banned after a misplaced mousetrap accident.
4. Cockroach back riding - this sport was accidentally discovered by the ancient Assyrian royalty. They had a real insects epidemic, with cockroaches bigger than cats (ancient times - go fig...). One time the prince tried to step on one of them while it was running, and ended up riding it around the palace. This sport was banned because cockroaches eventually shrunk to the size we know today.
5. Online blogging - this sport started in the last decade with the spreading of blogging technologies that became available to any idiot with a computer. It was forbidden to play after a very stupid blog post about forbidden Olympic sports.
   

Forbidden Olympic Sports is now open!

Welcome to my new blog!
Here I will write about Olympic sports that are forbidden throughout the world.

This is a very interesting subject, currently researched in many universities and colleges. Forbidden sports have always been mankind's most elusive research subject and I intend to publish everything I know about it here.

Since the dawn of history people have been playing forbidden Olympic sports. Some of them got caught in the act and have been punished with various penalties - including lion fighting, hot magma bath, naked women chase and head decapitation (followed by death).

Many governments nowadays forbid playing sport games such as 100m run and swimming. The Olympics isn't far away (only a week!) and the UN has started banning additional sports in order to prevent various cults from committing mass suicides.

Anyways, join me here in the wondrous search for the ultimate sports list! I'm looking forward for my next post - are you?