Top 5 Forbidden Olympic Sports

OK, this is the first list I'm going to publish. It summarizes 10 years of research in No-Name University. I'd like to start a discussion here, feel free to comment.

So the list is as follows:

1. Cliff jumping - first banned on 1024, by the Roman Empire.
2. Flies catching - a very popular sport, played with hands tied behind your back and using your mouth only. Brutus Pickaloopo set a record catching 1208 flies at the same time at the 1250 Olympics in Vienna. Of course he died from it and so it was forbidden to play this sport again.
3. Baby tossing - inspired by Moloch, baby tossing was played throughout the history. The most famous baby tosser was George. The game was banned after a misplaced mousetrap accident.
4. Cockroach back riding - this sport was accidentally discovered by the ancient Assyrian royalty. They had a real insects epidemic, with cockroaches bigger than cats (ancient times - go fig...). One time the prince tried to step on one of them while it was running, and ended up riding it around the palace. This sport was banned because cockroaches eventually shrunk to the size we know today.
5. Online blogging - this sport started in the last decade with the spreading of blogging technologies that became available to any idiot with a computer. It was forbidden to play after a very stupid blog post about forbidden Olympic sports.